German Love

Yesterday, I sent my cousin to Shah Alam's bus station, dia mau rendezvous sama itu boyfriend di Penang. Shah Alam Bandaraya Rempit, memang buat aku panas sekejap. Kaum yang aku paling tak boleh tolerate, yang kadang-kadang aku harap akan ada mad trailer like the one in Dark Knight yang would just flip over and land on them. The whole lot of them. Biar mati semua dan awek-awek mereka sekali. Orang-orang yang tak respect personal space, dan cuba pick up chicks by eavesdropping conversation orang kemudian menyampuk. Rasa cam nak cut off them balls dan feed them to the hyenas. There was this fat but very cute girl in baju kurung there, and I saw the faces and jeering they made over her fatness. Rasa cam nak flip the chair over and rodok their puny dicks. Kemudian we had to teman the cousin for like half an hour, maka duduk di kedai makan. Bukan nak cakap apa lah, tapi perlu ke kekanak UiTM ni dah keluar kampus pun dengan bangganya tayang uhh, panamaa, matric card tuh? Like okay, you're a student there. Tak heran pon. Poyo gila! >:p (By the way ini ayat cousin aku yang sendiri merupakan kekanak UiTM, aku kan tak observe orang.)

Okay out of the hellhole that is Shah Alam, went home, had a couple of chats, then proceeded to hanging out with Pole with Boobs, one of my oldest friend; since Primary 1. Seperti biasa, diarrhea of the mouth, then we went to Subang Parade for a meet up with his ex. He's a fun friends' boyfriend/ex-bf, the kind that you don't need the girlfriend/my friend to be there pun we can get along so well. After a long bahan-membahan session in regards to Kelantanese, Kedahan and them damn N9ers, he talked about being with his childhood friend, who is currently his gf.

Childhood friend? Menjadi gf? Eww. I can't imagine it happening to me. Imagine me and one of the Shorties, or the Britpacks? They are like my brothers. Incestuous sungguh. Even Si Jambu, we used to play together when he lived near my house, even if we did lose touch for years till we finally meet again in MMU, hell no! GELI. It's Si Jambu weyh.

So that was about Wednesday. I have a busy day ahead, maka sampai sini sahaja berita hari ini. Saya Farid Ismet melaporkan untuk RTM 1.